“People Keep Thinking that I Care…Weird” Stainless Steel 8 oz Liquor Flask

A sexy woman poses in provocative lingerie on this liquor flask that is perfectly discreet and easy to tuck away in the back pocket of your jeans or coat pocket while enjoying a night on the town.

Boasting a funny line “People Keep Thinking that I Care…Weird”, this hip flask is the perfect accessory for a night out on the town or any occasion.

Made from quality stainless steel, you can rest-assured this liquor flask is well-made and built to last! Plus, you won’t have to worry about broken seals, leaking, or poor construction.

Check out our entire collection of stainless steel 8-ounce novelty flasks. These liquor flasks come in a variety of hilarious and humorous statements, sayings, and comical graphics. Some are silly, some are right on the money, and some are just down-right cool!

Directions for use: Your new stainless steel flask is specifically designed to carry alcoholic drinks. It should not be used for beverages with an acid content, such as fruit juices and cordials. The flask will provide years of pleasure if you follow a few simple guidelines:

• Rinse the inside with clean, soapy water before filling the flask for the first time.
• Always empty the flask after use and rinse thoroughly before refilling.
• Do not keep alcohol in the flask longer than a period of 3 days.

Dimensions: 5.5" H x 4" L x 1.25" D
Weight: 0.25 lbs

• STAINLESS STEEL FLASK – Made from high-quality stainless steel, you can rest-assured this liquor flask is well-made and built to last! You won’t have to worry about broken seals, leaking, or poor construction.
• HOLD 8 OZ OF YOUR FAVORITE LIQUOR – Pick your poison! Whether its tequila, vodka, whiskey, gin, rum, or Fireball, you’ve got room for eight ounces to sneak some sips at your next outing!
• HUMOROUS FLASK FOR MEN & WOMEN – With tongue in cheek humor that goes well with a few sips of the hard stuff, this funny flask makes for a great gift for any occasion.
• PERFECT GIFT – Whether you use it as a stocking stuffer around Christmas or as a birthday present, this nifty little number makes for a great gift idea no matter what the occasion.
• STYLISH & DISCREET – This flask boasts a perfect size that makes it easy to conceal in your back pocket or inside your coat. Plus, the stylish design and provocative graphic will have you punch-drunk and in love in no time.

SHIPPING

We ship out in-stock items the same day if placed by 11:00 AM PST.  Any orders received after 11:00 AM PST will be processed the next business day.  For orders received after 11:00 AM PST between Friday and Sunday, they will be processed on Monday or the next business day thereafter if there is a national holiday.  Standard shipping within the contiguous United States takes an estimated 2-5 business days from California.

Estimated delivery dates are not guaranteed. Please contact us if you have not received your order by the estimated date of delivery. All prices are listed in US dollars, and our business days are Monday through Friday excluding United States federal holidays.

Standard Shipping Rates (USA)

Oversize or heavy items may incur additional costs. Exact shipping cost will be calculated during the checkout process.

International Shipping

We are currently only shipping to US territories.

P.O. Box Shipping

We do ship to Post Office Boxes. Please note that this may result in a change of carrier or shipping cost. We are unfortunately not able to ship to APO or FPO addresses.

Product Availability

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Order Status and Tracking

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If you would like additional information about our shipping policy or rates, please contact us. We are happy to answer any questions you may have.

RETURNS

Our goal at American Art Décor is to help you design a beautiful and comfortable home. That’s why we offer a satisfaction guarantee for all our products.

Our products can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a replacement, exchange, or refund.

We want you to feel confident and inspired while shopping our online store. If you receive a damaged or defective product, we will send you a replacement. If you receive your product and simply aren’t 100% happy with it, you can send it back to us for a refund.

Our return policy covers returns of products in new or “like-new” condition up to 30 days after delivery, excluding any products listed as nonrefundable at the time of purchase.

Use our convenient form to submit a refund request, or email us at support@americanartdecor.com. Then simply follow the instructions to return your item.